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Trump takes on Beto, you're not getting a tax refund, and David Pecker's little Bonesaw. Your morning news brief!

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Everyone Is 'You're Fired.' Wonkagenda For Wed., Nov. 14, 2018

Trump has locked himself in his room, an alt-right nutjob is arrested, and Nancy Pelosi gets ready for war. Your morning news brief.

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'Consider It A Rifle.' Wonkagenda For Fri., Nov. 2, 2018

They want to have a massacree. Your morning news brief!

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Trump: Psycho Dumbass Or Psycho Fascist? Haha It Is BOTH!

Trump talked to reporters Wednesday afternoon. It went pretty well.

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Mike Pence's Fake Rabbi Walks Into A Bar, Says Jews Are Going To Hell

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Silicon Valley Nukes 'Gab' And All The Nazis Are Crying

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Oh, It's Gonna Be A DAY. Wonkagenda For Tues., Oct. 30, 2018

Trump proposes final solution for immigrants, heads to Pittsburgh for photo ops with Jews, and ogles Laura Ingraham. Your morning news brief is insane.

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Swing And A HOLY SH*T! Acting Defense Sec Shanahan Out After SWEET JESUS!

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How We Doin' On That Green Energy Thing? Better Than You Might Expect!

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Trump V. Beto: No Contest. Wonkagenda For Tues., Feb. 12, 2019

Trump takes on Beto, you're not getting a tax refund, and David Pecker's little Bonesaw. Your morning news brief!

Neo-Nazi's Family Saves Lives By Telling Cops About His Stash Of Illegal Weapons

Jeffrey Clark called the Pittsburgh shooting a "dry run."

Everyone Is 'You're Fired.' Wonkagenda For Wed., Nov. 14, 2018

Trump has locked himself in his room, an alt-right nutjob is arrested, and Nancy Pelosi gets ready for war. Your morning news brief.

'Consider It A Rifle.' Wonkagenda For Fri., Nov. 2, 2018

They want to have a massacree. Your morning news brief!

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Trump: Psycho Dumbass Or Psycho Fascist? Haha It Is BOTH!

Trump talked to reporters Wednesday afternoon. It went pretty well.

Mike Pence's Fake Rabbi Walks Into A Bar, Says Jews Are Going To Hell

It is a very funny joke, oh, he wasn't joking haha.

Oh, It's Gonna Be A DAY. Wonkagenda For Tues., Oct. 30, 2018

Trump proposes final solution for immigrants, heads to Pittsburgh for photo ops with Jews, and ogles Laura Ingraham. Your morning news brief is insane.

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Someone Got European Socialism All Over Frank Luntz's 5-Star Hotel!

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