Conditions At Frozen Brooklyn Jail Finally Upgraded To 'Victorian' Nice of them to get around to it. Doktor Zoom News 05 Feb 2019
Tucker Carlson Explains Cold Weather Breaks Wind Part 2 in an apparently endless series. Doktor Zoom Environment 01 Feb 2019
Something's Coming. Wonkagenda For Fri., Feb. 01, 2019 Trump falls asleep in history class, Cory Booker announces his 2020 run, and net neutrality shenanigans. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 01 Feb 2019
Stupidest Man On Internet: The Sun Stops Working When It's Cold You know WHO ELSE is a mass of incandescent gas? Doktor Zoom Science 30 Jan 2019
