Conditions At Frozen Brooklyn Jail Finally Upgraded To 'Victorian'

Nice of them to get around to it.

Cops

Tucker Carlson Explains Cold Weather Breaks Wind

Part 2 in an apparently endless series.

Environment

Something's Coming. Wonkagenda For Fri., Feb. 01, 2019

Trump falls asleep in history class, Cory Booker announces his 2020 run, and net neutrality shenanigans. Your morning news brief!

News

Stupidest Man On Internet: The Sun Stops Working When It's Cold

You know WHO ELSE is a mass of incandescent gas?

Science