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Something's Coming. Wonkagenda For Fri., Feb. 01, 2019 Trump falls asleep in history class, Cory Booker announces his 2020 run, and net neutrality shenanigans. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 01 Feb 2019
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KY Gov Matt Bevin Thinks Kids Are 'Soft' For Not Freezing To Death That's Cold! Dominic Gwinn Education 30 Jan 2019
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Fox News: Don't Compare Mayor Pete's Marriage To Trump And Rush Limbaugh's Cheaty Slutting, NO FAIR! fox news
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