After De-Escalation Training, Newark Police Don't Fire A Single Shot In 2020 Until New Year's Day 2021, at least. Goddamnit. Doktor Zoom Cops Behaving Badly 09 Jan 2021
These Wedding Gowns Made The Guests Uncomfortable! Tabs, Thurs., Aug. 27, 2020 Tabs of the morning to you! Rebecca Schoenkopf News 27 Aug 2020
Shook Cops Seek To Shiv Shake Shack, Fake Take Makes Waves Stop cop blame claims! Doktor Zoom News 17 Jun 2020
President Wiggum Signs Executive Order Giving Cops Free Tanks If They Only Kill Black People *Sometimes* Trump doesn’t mention ‘racism' because saying word three times would send him back to underworld. Stephen Robinson News 17 Jun 2020
