New Bill: Maybe Cops Shooting To Kill Could Be A Last Resort? Usual suspects fucking outraged. Doktor Zoom Cops Behaving Badly 15 Aug 2019
America Knows How To Handle Bad Cops: Make Them Police Chief! Failure upward is always an option. Doktor Zoom Cops Behaving Badly 26 Apr 2019
Martin Luther King Would (DID!) Have A Few Things To Say About American Policing Today Are things getting better, or are they getting worse? Yes. Doktor Zoom Post-Racial America 04 Apr 2018
Jeff Sessions Sues California For Not Helping ICE Round Up Your Mom It's just like the Civil War, only California killed Lincoln. (Jeff Sessions is bad at history.) Doktor Zoom Post-Racial America 07 Mar 2018
Jeff Sessions Orders Justice Department To Be Nicer To Head-Bashing Police Gee, if only people had known Sessions was a member of the Leopards Eating Your Face party... Doktor Zoom Post-Racial America 04 Apr 2017
House Republicans Will Never Stop Taking Down Cop Painting That Hurts Their Feelings Grab your Culture Guns, folks. We've got a war over a painting going on in Congress. Doktor Zoom News 12 Jan 2017
Barack Obama Says 'We Are Not As Divided As We Seem' And We Even Believe It For A While Barack Obama calls for healing after another wound to America's heart. We're just saps enough to be optimistic, a little. Doktor Zoom Post-Racial America 13 Jul 2016
Donald Trump To Be Law And Order President, Execute All Black Teens Not Playing Checkers Donald Trump continued to crib lines from Richard Nixon's 1968 playbook, promising to be the 'law and order candidate' of 2016. His vow to crack down on hippies may not resonate quite as well. Doktor Zoom Elections 12 Jul 2016
Hey What's This 'Urgent' Intel Whistleblower Report For Congress? Congress Ain't Know, Nobody'll Tell Them! Congress
