'What Do I Know About Branding...?' Wonkagenda For Mon., April 15, 2019

It's Tax Day, Sarah Sanders calls Congress dumb, and Nancy Pelosi goes on '60 Minutes.' Your morning news brief!

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Devin Nunes Will Save Us All From The STRAW POLICE

It's as if he's constructed a fake enemy. But out of what?

Environment

Mark Meadows's Black Friend Says Trump Is Black Too

How can this be?

Post-Racial America

Roger Stone Seems Upset

Is our Roger learning that crime doesn't pay?

Russia

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Elizabeth Warren Is RUNNING! Let's Watch It Live!

I mean, we already knew she was, but it's official now!

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InfoWars Saw Goody Beto Busting Out Of His Sexxxy Devil Sheep Costume

Sometimes a man in a sheep onesie is just a man in a sheep onesie.

Culture Wars

Pelosi To Trump: Get F*cked, Orange Loser

OF COURSE she took his dare. Did anybody think she wouldn't?

News

Individual 1 Is Kindest, Bravest, Warmest, Most Wonderful Individual 1!

It's your Sunday show rundown!

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Do Y'all See What Nancy Pelosi Is Doing Yet?

Congress

Everything You Need To Know About The Dumb Dick/Manafort Patsy Who Got Indicted Today

Russia

Military Brass On Pres Pardoning War Criminals: Situation Trumpy All F*cked Up

Military

Never Mind, Just A 10-year-Old Migrant Girl Whose Death They Covered Up

Immigrants

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