Skip Straight To The Baby Goats. Wonkagenda For Tues., June 18, 2019

Stormtroopers set to kidnap immigrants, Trump World has a war boner, and Facebook announces its own funny money.

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Trump Wants To Run On Healthcare In 2020. Well, If He Insists!

Nonexistent plan upgraded from 'terrific' to 'phenomenal'!

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At Long Last Sirs Have You No Shame? Wonkagenda For Wed., June 12, 2019

Trump and Biden argue like grumpy old men, and Jon Stewart rips Congress a new asshole. Your morning news brief!

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Finally Trump Is Going On Offense For A Change. Wonkagenda For Fri., May 24, 2019

More Trump tantrums, Congress passes some bills, and Theresa May is quit-fired. Your morning news brief!

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Ben Carson's Back And There's Gonna Be Trouble! Wonkagenda For Wed., May 22, 2019

IRS lawyers check Trump's privilege, the Pentagon is iffy on Iran, and Ben Carson has a snack attack. Your morning news brief!

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Americans United At Last: Trump's A Dirty, Crimey, Crooked Man

His defenders say he was only a crook before getting elected.

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'I'm Totally Off Script Right Now.' Wonkagenda For Mon., March 4, 2019

Trump's humps a flag, Bernie's back, and Fox News is calling from INSIDE the White House. Your morning news brief!

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It's Been A Year Since Parkland. Almost 1,200 Kids Have Died By Guns. God Bless America.

But at last the House took action on background checks. It's a start.

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Here's Elizabeth Warren Yelling At Big Banks, In Case You Were Confused About That!

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Non-Alex-Jones Lunatics Lose Lawsuit On Whether Sandy Hook 6-Year-Old Ever Existed

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