Ben Carson Spends $165,000 On 'Lounge Furniture' While Making Sure Poor Aren't Too 'Cozy'
This does not even include the $31,000 dining set.
01 Mar 2018
Camp David: Trump Holds DREAMers Hostage For Wall, Ryan Wears Questionable Outfit
Also this is your open thread!
06 Jan 2018
Trump FCC Will Murder Your Internet For Christmas, Ho Ho Ho Motherfuckers!
Trump's FCC wants to screw the Internet AND poor people just in time for Christmas, Hanukkah, and Festivus.
27 Nov 2017
Idaho GOP Rep. Confident No One Dies From Lack Of Healthcare
That seems like it might not even be possible?
06 May 2017
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Bill O'Reilly: A Gross, Gross Creep. Wonkagenda For Mon., April 3, 2017
Neil Gorsuch lurches closer to the court, Trump's minions are filthy and rich, and Bill O'Reilly doesn't want us to talk about how rapey he might be. Your morning news brief!
03 Apr 2017
Ivanka Trump's Unpaid Interns Want To Tell Other Interns How To Live Fabulously Poor
Ivanka Trump keeps domestic slaves to make her website look fancy.
19 Aug 2016
Trump Unveils Great Childcare Plan For People Who Can Already Afford Childcare
Because the government should pay for that silver spoon in their kid's mouth.
09 Aug 2016
Pat Robertson Would Like To Starve All The Drug Addicts To Death, Just Like Jesus Would Have
WHOA IF TRUE, but we don't think Pat Robertson understands the Bible.
19 May 2016
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