Look At All The Nice Things. Just LOOK At Them! Go read some excellent longform journamalism and essays! Also, horror movies and race! And MORE! Doktor Zoom Nice Time 17 Feb 2019
Deleted Comments: You Dumb Libs Mocked A Nazi, So Now Segregation's Back Forever Oh, look, it's the white nationalist debating society. How we do fear their mighty logic. Doktor Zoom Post-Racial America 10 Jun 2018
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Ted Cruz Does Not Like Lisa Simpson In A Boat, Does Not Like Her With A Goat Is Lisa Simpson a Demmycrat? You're damn right she is! Doktor Zoom News 23 Feb 2018
Roseanne Conner Does Not Deserve What Roseanne Barr Is About To Do To Her Retconning Roseanne Conner as Archie Bunker is less believable than Dan Conner magically not being dead anymore. Robyn Pennacchia Culture 10 Jan 2018
Alex Jones And Roger Stone Think General H.R. McMaster Is In Secret Gay Leather Daddy CIA Club This is not even a good conspiracy theory. Robyn Pennacchia Featured 18 May 2017
California Republicans Don't Remember Tea Party Or Star Trek (Or California) So Good Let's beam Mr. Spock into a WALL. Doktor Zoom News 13 Apr 2017
Deleted Comments: You Secular Porn Addicts Are Destroying America And Have Never Read Shakespeare! We thought we were smart, but it turns out we're porn-addicted dummies who've never read Shakespeare. Ay, me! Doktor Zoom Culture Wars 08 Jan 2017
CNN Guy Bravely Sticks Up For Insurance Company Lovers Who Are Feeling Personally Attacked By Warren And Sanders popular
Deleted Comments: You Dumb Libs Mocked A Nazi, So Now Segregation's Back Forever
Oh, look, it's the white nationalist debating society. How we do fear their mighty logic.