Think Trump Supporters Are Stupid And Racist? Haha, Well You're Not Wrong! Weep for the white Christian Trump supporters, for they are being OPPRESSED. Evan Hurst News 23 Aug 2017
Trump And McConnell In Epic Bitchfight. Wonkagenda For Wed., Aug. 23, 2017 Trump holds another rally, the military is holding everything together, and the NRA wants to kill all the cute critters. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 23 Aug 2017
Everybody Hates Donald Trump And His Stupid Orange Face Only 48% of voters are DEFINITELY SURE we shouldn't impeach Trump after two weeks. Sad! Evan Hurst News 02 Feb 2017
Obama Saves Alaska! Wonkagenda For Wednesday, December 21, 2016 Obama saves Alaska, Trump's spawn tried steal some cash, and Chris Christie just got screwed! Your Daily News Brief Dominic Gwinn News 21 Dec 2016
Public Policy Polling Can't Stop LOLing At Dumbass Trump Supporters (And Also Dumbass Jill Stein!) A fake PPP poll shows Trump beating Hillary in Florida by a margin of 74-9. Obviously the first REAL UNSKEWED POLL of the election! Evan Hurst News 30 Aug 2016
We Took A Week Off, Is Florida Still Dumb? (Yes): Your Florida Roundup Jeffrey Billman News 29 Mar 2015
