Reporters Ask Kirstjen Nielsen 'Where Are The Girls?' 'Fuck You,' She Explains

A recording from a basement in Omelas.

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What, It's Not Like He Called Them 'Rats' And 'Vermin' And 'Parasites'

Make sure you quote Donald Trump in context on this one, because then it's merely insane instead of genocidal.

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Sean Spicer: Thank Trump For Protecting Us From Terrorist 5-Year-Olds. THANK HIM OR ELSE.

White House press secretary Sean Spicer wants us to recognize that five-year-olds are a definite threat to America.

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Guys? White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer Has Lost His Freaking Mind

Thank god we got that cleared up. Your Open Thread.