In VRY SMRT Move, California Utility PG&E Sh*tcans Fire Prevention People

Everything's fine, they say. Just getting more efficient, you see.

Texas AG Ken Paxton Declares Open Season On Process Servers, Meter Readers, Girl Scouts

The Yellow AG of Texas.

Indiana OB-GYN Properly Reported 10-Year-Old's Rape And Abortion, So We Guess That's Over, Right? RIGHT?

Really nothing for them to 'investigate,' just like Benghazi. Oh shit.

DHS Prepping Robot Dogs For Border Patrol, That Should Be Just Fine

We're guessing these ones don't dance. Except maybe on heads.