Bill Barr's DOJ Gives Fox News New Excuse To Flash Scary Mexican Videos At Your Grandma Like everything involving immigrants, it's a crisis! Doktor Zoom Immigrants 27 Feb 2020
Orrin Hatch Steals All The Dad Puns With Medical Pot Research Bill Announcement Orrin Hatch wants more serious research on medical uses for marijuana, and he'll toke no excuses. Also, it's your OPEN THREAD! Doktor Zoom News 13 Sep 2017
Betsy DeVos Lauds Segregation For Helping Blacks Set Up Excellent Colleges All For Themselves Be glad today's the last day of Black History Month. DeVos may not say anything crazy about race for a while. Doktor Zoom News 28 Feb 2017
Big Bad Harley Davidson Bikers SO SCARED Of Protesters, Won't Let Trump Look At Their Hogs Poor Donald Trump has been given the brushoff by a big burly motorcycle factory, because it doesn't want its name associated with him. Doktor Zoom News 01 Feb 2017
Maine Gov. Paul LePage Will Teach Democrats Lesson By Refusing To Swear Any Of Them In Doktor Zoom News 02 Apr 2016
Mr. Monopoly Mike Bloomberg Breaks Promises To Campaign Staff, Sends Them Directly To Unemployment 2020 democratic primary
