You Can't Keep Virginia's Joe Morrissey Or Herpes Down An old Wonkette 'favorite' flares up again. Fitzgerald Chesterfield News 14 Jun 2019
Hopey-Changey Thing Working Out For Massachusetts's Next Congresswoman, Ayanna Pressley The times they have a-changed. Doktor Zoom News 05 Sep 2018
Florida And AZ Primary Funtimes YEEHAW! Looks like we won't have crazy Kelli Ward to kick around anymore, until she signs with Fox News. Doktor Zoom News 29 Aug 2018
Polling Funtimes! HELL YEAH! BLUE FUCKING WAVE, Y'ALL. BLUE FUCKING WAVE. Liz Dye Politics 06 Aug 2018
All The Election News You Need To Know! Plus Montana. Lots of 'lection action! Doktor Zoom News 06 Jun 2018
Jailbird Don Blankenship Running Third-Party For Senate, Because What Are Laws? Looks like we may have Don Blankenship to kick around some more. Doktor Zoom News 21 May 2018
Don Blankenship Gets Mineshafted Turns out Don's ship was shooting blanks. Doktor Zoom News 09 May 2018
Ted Cruz Being Hilarious Dick Again, Plus All Your Texas Primary Action! Somewhere, Molly Ivins is smiling. Doktor Zoom News 07 Mar 2018
Light A Candle, Knock On Wood, Turn Around Three Times, And Spit, Because SCOTUS Is Ruling On Trump's Tax Returns SCOTUS
