Trump Begs Court To Protect His Sacred First Amendment Right To Cheat On His Taxes We Guess This is literally the stupidest argument they could have made. Liz Dye Politics 24 Jul 2019
Trump Lawyers Are Definitely Going To Sue Michael Wolff And Steve Bannon! Oh, Absolutely! Oh, lookee here! Another bullshit lawsuit out of Trumpland! Liz Dye News 04 Jan 2018
Racist Assholes Want To Rally In Portland Now, And Wonkette (SIGH) Is With Them, Ugh Free speech is a pain in the ass. We don't have any better ideas, though. Doktor Zoom News 30 May 2017
North Carolina GOP Outraged By Terribly Partisan Bipartisan Forum On Toilet Law Republicans figured a balanced discussion would be bad for them, so they tried to shut it down. Doktor Zoom News 04 Nov 2016
California Gun Group Very Upset It Can't Tell You Exactly Where State Legislators Live, So You Can Visit. A group of California gun enthusiasts is suing for the right to post the home addresses and phone numbers of legislators who voted for six recently-passed gun bills, so everyone can easily find their local tyrant. Doktor Zoom News 09 Aug 2016
High School Administration Teaches Student Journalists Valuable Lesson: We Will Censor You Early And Often snipy News 12 Mar 2014
