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Sen. Tom Cotton offered a contrarian take on prison reform: we need to put a whole lot more people behind bars, ideally forever.

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Alabama Goes And Decides To Force Victims To Carry Their Rapist's Babies After All

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Florida Republicans Want To Restore Voting Rights To Rich Felons Only

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Jeff Sessions Is Beautifying Everything, Starting With The Schmutz In Poor People's Wallets

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Glenn Beck: Never Mind Saving America -- Defeat Donald Trump To Save Glenn Beck!

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Sen. Tom Cotton Dreams Of An America With Even More People In Prison

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