Donald Trump Don't Want A Pickle, Just Wants To Ride His Motor-Sickle

OK, McNaughton, now do one where he's pretending to drive a big, big TRUCK!

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Trump's Latest Fox News Hire Seems ... Kinda Qualified Actually?!

We thought they had procedures in place to prevent this sort of thing.

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Gateway Pundit, Other Idiots: Tear-Gassed Babies Were CRISIS ACTOR GEORGE SOROS FALSE FLAG!

You guys, he has photos and they're ANNOTATED.

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Facebook In World Of Hurt After Blaming George Soros For ... Hating The Jews?

Facebook fucked, y'all.

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Jim Acosta Nudged White House Intern To Death, But She Got Better

White House now literally distributing fake news. But we still see Trump crapping all over the Mueller investigation.

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Radio Rwanda Host Tucker Carlson Horrified By Partisan Propaganda On TV

Shocked to see people mindlessly repeating talking points from cable, you bet.

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Vladimir Putin Crashing Parties All Over The World Like A Bad Case Of Herpes

We were always at war with East Asia.

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Seb Gorka's Mustang Is Firin' On All 4 Cylinders Right Now!

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Julian Assange Is An Absolute Piece Of Sh*t. And Now You Have To Defend Him.

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Elijah Cummings, Activists Beat Big Pharma Over The Head With Generic PReP

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Trump Tells America He DID NOT EITHER Have A Temper Tantrum, SHUT UP STINKY NANCY!

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