No Disloyal Eagle-Men Will Taint Donald Trump's America First Super Bowl Celebration!
Eagles fans won't even have a chance to riot at the White House now :(
05 Jun 2018
2017: The Year We ... Won? YES. THE YEAR WE WON.
A wonderfully incomplete list of everything that went right in 2017, and we are happy to announce that actually a lot more than even this was kind of okay this year!
31 Dec 2017
Whee! Let's Break Coffeemakers For Sean Hannity! Why? MORE LIKE WHY NOT!
This might be 2017's stupidest political 'activism.'
13 Nov 2017
Wait, Did Bill O'Reilly Just Ruin Cute Animals?
We bet you thought you already hated Bill O'Reilly as much as it was possible for you to hate Bill O'Reilly
16 Oct 2017
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Dear FBI: Black People Are Not The Reason I Don't Like Cops
I didn't own that NWA song until after I went to St. Louis. Now it's on a loop.
07 Oct 2017
TRUMP UNITES AMERICA! (Behind The Strong, Classy Black Dudes Playing The Foosball)
Trump Sportsball Tweet Has Opposite Of Intended Effect - Whoa If True!
24 Sep 2017
St. Louis Cops So Excited To Use Their Riot Toys (And Wonkette Is There!)
St. Louis: where police have learned to gas the rich white folk too so they can say they're not discriminating
17 Sep 2017
St. Louis Asshole Actually Catches Charges For Running Protesters Over With His Car
Sometimes you just have to state the obvious.
25 Aug 2017
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