Pennsylvania Kids Do Real Life 'Footloose,' Only With Books On Race And US History, No Kevin Bacon

Otherwise mostly Footloose, except reading instead of dancing. No Kenny Loggins, either. Amazing parallels!

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LA Police Want To Friend You On All Social Media, Whether You Want To Or Not

But surely they wouldn't misuse our online information!

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Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot Will Never Kiss Enough Cop Ass To Satisfy Them

Both narcissists and the police demand unconditional support.

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GOP Senators Know What Is Important Issue In 2021 America: Flag-Burning

So, you know, priorities.

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