A Real Journalist Nailed Erik Prince For Being A LIARF*CKINGLIAR, And It Was DELICIOUS Mehdi Hasan, you win Chuck Todd's show! (We wish.) Evan Hurst News 11 Mar 2019
Is THIS The Trump/Russian/Israeli/Emirati/Saudi Arabian Ratf*cking Robert Mueller Is Looking For? Hell If We Know! We are beyond ready for Mueller to show us the solution to the jigsaw puzzle, because WTF. Evan Hurst News 14 Feb 2019
Love Your Children Well. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Feb. 14, 2019 Manafort FUXXORED, snakey Republicans throw tantrums over guns, and Fox tries to hide an anti-Nazi documentary. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 14 Feb 2019
ANOTHER Government Shutdown!?! Wonkagenda For Mon., Feb. 11, 2019. Trump demands WALL (again), everyone is still talking about Jeff Bezos's dick pics, and so much more. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 11 Feb 2019
OK, MAYBE There Was Collusion. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Jan. 17, 2019 ALLEGEDLY drunk Rudy Giuliani denies his denial, Michael Cohen ALLEGEDLY paid $50,000 to be an internet sex symbol, and Trump to re-start Star Wars. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 17 Jan 2019
What Does Leonardo Da Vinci Have To Do With Trump And Russia? A HOLY SH*T Investigation Into WHAT THE F*CK! The da Vinci Code but like for real ARE YOU KIDDING US? Evan Hurst News 08 Jan 2019
Hard Rain's Gonna Fall. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Nov. 29, 2018 Robert Mueller's hunting rat fuckers, Republicans run from the Saudis, and Julian Assange lost his cat. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 29 Nov 2018
Let's Throw A Bunch Of Sh*t At The Wall And Call It The Trump-Russia #SMOKINGGUN Ready for a DEEP DIVE into Russian fuckery, the likes of which we have only done several times in the past? LET'S DO THIS. Evan Hurst News 14 Nov 2018
Ted Cruz Positively Outraged That The Government Would Interfere With His Reproductive Rights Feminininism
Rand Paul Thinks YouTube Has Some Obligation To Torture Its Users With Clips Of Him Speaking Impeachment
Florida Man May Refuse Dialysis If He Can't Bring Cardboard Cutout Of Trump With Him For Emotional Support Trump
Economist Suggests Infecting A Ton Of People With Coronavirus In Order To Help People With Coronavirus Healthcare
