FEC Head Tells Trump To Knock Off The 'Voter Fraud' Bullsh*t Spoiler: Trump will not knock off the 'voter fraud' bullshit. Doktor Zoom Elections 20 Aug 2019
It's Turtles All The Way Down. And Kitties. We have turtles, an upcoming Wonkette Book Club, and of course cat pictures. Doktor Zoom Nice Time 14 Jul 2019
Sandy Hook, Parkland Still Claiming Lives 1-800-273-8255 or suicidepreventionlifeline.org. Keep them handy. Doktor Zoom Guns 25 Mar 2019
Let's All Relax With Some NICE THINGS Why cats AREN'T psychopaths, some podcasts, and other coolness Doktor Zoom Nice Time 24 Feb 2019
Better Sit Down For This One: Dr. Keith Ablow Miiiiight Be An Abusive Sex Creep The ex-Fox News 'doctor' is accused of sexual assault by three patients. Robyn Pennacchia Feminininism 22 Feb 2019
Christine Blasey Ford Just Sciencing The Fuck Out Of This Aunt Lydia ain't think to write no sci-ump-tific questions. Doktor Zoom News 27 Sep 2018
America Is The Wire Mother Permanently damaging children to own the libs Doktor Zoom News 19 Jun 2018
How Are You Fucking Up Your Children Today? Science did a study on depressed moms and their kids' IQ. The media didn't know how to handle it, surprise. Carlos Sagan News 30 Apr 2018
Ted Cruz Positively Outraged That The Government Would Interfere With His Reproductive Rights Feminininism
Rand Paul Thinks YouTube Has Some Obligation To Torture Its Users With Clips Of Him Speaking Impeachment
Florida Man May Refuse Dialysis If He Can't Bring Cardboard Cutout Of Trump With Him For Emotional Support Trump
Economist Suggests Infecting A Ton Of People With Coronavirus In Order To Help People With Coronavirus Healthcare
