New York Is Coming For Your Guns (If You've Been Convicted Of Domestic Violence) It is now significantly less terrifying to be a victim of domestic violence in New York state! Robyn Pennacchia Featured 02 Apr 2018
Pharma-Douche Gets Karma-Douched: Martin Shkreli Gets Seven Years In JAIL! Goodbye, Punchy-Faced Man. Robyn Pennacchia News 09 Mar 2018
Nice Time! Reddit Finally Bans 'Incels' Subreddit For Men Who Are Sad Rape Isn't Legal Yes, the involuntary celibates are now involuntarily celibate from Reddit. Robyn Pennacchia News 08 Nov 2017
Nice Time! School Named For Loser Traitor Jefferson Davis To Be Renamed For Patriot Barack Obama A majority-black school in Mississippi wasn't too into being named after a guy who fought a war to keep black people enslaved. Robyn Pennacchia Featured 18 Oct 2017
Badass Little Girl With Robot Hand Is Most Valuable Pitcher Of ALL TIME BASEBALL HISTORY You need a nice story. Read this nice story RIGHT NOW, MORANS. Evan Hurst News 08 Sep 2017
New Orleans Mayor Dick-Slaps Confederate Losers, With Awesome Words That You Will Like! The last Confederate monument has come down, and Mayor Mitch Landrieu HAD SOME WORDS 'BOUT THAT. Evan Hurst News 22 May 2017
Hi Joe Biden, Here Is Your Surprise Presidential Medal Of Freedom Joe Biden, our lover. Rebecca Schoenkopf News 12 Jan 2017
Muslim Restaurant Declares War On Christmas By Offering Free Meals To Homeless, Elderly. What Are They Up To???? A Muslim-owned restaurant in London is doing something nice for its neighbors on Christmas. Unfortunately, the story is on the internet. Doktor Zoom News 07 Dec 2016
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