Will Jeff Sessions Fire Andrew McCabe And Steal His Pension Just To Make President Shit Baby Happy? Everything about this is so fucking stupid. Evan Hurst News 15 Mar 2018
Stupid Fox News Judge Napolitano Telling Stupid Trump About 'Wire Tapps' Through The TV Again Hey, maybe Trump will use this to start another embarrassing international incident! Evan Hurst News 29 Mar 2017
Florida Cops Protect Community From Black Man Lying On Back With Hands In Air There's undoubtedly a perfectly reasonable explanation for this latest shooting of an unarmed black man. Who was flat on his back. With his hands in the air. Doktor Zoom News 21 Jul 2016
Attorney General Loretta Lynch 'Bout To Have To Smack A Bunch More States Upside Their Heads Oh look, a whole posse of bigot states are joining together to say 'EW TRANS PEOPLE'! Evan Hurst News 26 May 2016
Donald Trump's Cinco de Mayo Message Less Authentically Mexican Than '¡Yo Quiero Taco Bell!' Donald Trump so Mexican, y'all. Evan Hurst News 05 May 2016
The New Republic: Why Can't All These Journokids Be More Like That Nice Luke Russert? Rebecca Schoenkopf News 02 Aug 2013
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