Nation's Old Dads Furious 'Little Punk' Jared Kushner Asked Russians For Secret Spy Phone To Moscow

Nation's fathers do not care for that little fucking punk, thinks he's gonna beat the FBI!

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Alex Jones Thanks God For Hero CIA Hacking Hillary Clinton, Subverting American Democracy! Hooray!

Also, he says American spies hacking one side of an (American) election and doing a 'counter-coup' is a good thing.

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It's OK To Treat Trump Like A Russian Agent. The Pentagon Does.

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