Please No! (Yes, Please) Don't Take Bill Maher! (Kindly Carry Him Out Through The Back Entrance)

Roseanne fans and Donald Trump want a liberal scalp, but they'll settle for libertarian we guess.

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Hair Expert Matt Drudge Knows Hillary Clinton Is Super Jealous Of Trump's Luxurious Mane

Did you know Hillary is trying to copy everything that loser Donald Trump does? It's so obvious!

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Marco Rubio Is Total Loser, Should Definitely Be Republican Nominee

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