Don't Panic Wonkers, But It Seems That Donald Trump May Be ... POOR!!! Wait, Trump was lying about his net worth? Clutch the damn pearls! Liz Dye Russia 18 Nov 2017
Donald Trump SHOCKED His Bestie Michael Flynn Was LITERAL Foreign Agent THIS WHOLE TIME Trump didn't know, but Wonkette knew. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN? Evan Hurst News 10 Mar 2017
Is Donald Trump A Nosy, Thin-Skinned Telephone Eavesdropper? Maybe! Former employees at Trump's Mar-A-Lago say Trump was a Grade-A phone creeper. WHOA IF TRUE! Evan Hurst News 30 Jun 2016