Wonkette Begs Deep State To Add Dick Jokes To Daily Leaks To Give Exhausted Bloggers A Motherfucking Break WE ARE SO TIRED OH MY GOD WE ARE SO TIRED. Evan Hurst News 17 May 2017
Oh Cool, A Bullshit Non-Story About Susan Rice Doing 'Wire Tapps' To Donald Trump. BURN HER!!! Yes, we are still talking about 'wire tapps' THIRTY FUCKING DAYS LATER. Evan Hurst Russia 03 Apr 2017
Creepy Milo Dude Gets To Write Whole Book About How Much He Loves Black Dicks Wonkette can't wait to publish its review of this book never, because ZZZZZZZZZ. Evan Hurst News 29 Dec 2016