Jessica Biel Apparently Not Medical Doctor We All Thought She Was Well that's a shame. Stephen Robinson Healthcare 14 Jun 2019
Did You Have 'Let's Not Regulate Mercury' In The 'Clean Coal' Betting Pool? Congrats! The Environmental ForFucksSake Agency. Doktor Zoom Environment 22 May 2019
ONE GOOD NICE TIME In This Gun Roundup! The Rest Of It, Well, It's A Gun Roundup. What's our well-regulated militia up to this week? Doktor Zoom Guns 18 Apr 2019
Kentucky Gov. Matt Bevin To Own Kids: 'A Pox Upon Thee!' Like, literally. He made them get chickenpox, because he is A IDIOT. Doktor Zoom Healthcare 21 Mar 2019
Let's All Die Of Measles, Again! More outbreaks, more anti-vaxxers pissing us off. Doktor Zoom Science 13 Feb 2019
Trump's EPA Rethinking That Whole 'Radiation Is Bad For You' Thing Robert Mercer's pee-collecting doctor pal is somehow involved in this. We just know it. Doktor Zoom Science 03 Oct 2018
Kellyanne Conway Is Your New Fentanyl Connection, America! (Czar, Whatever.) Kellyanne Conway is a proven idiot. She's therefore ready to handle a crisis that's killing tens of thousands of Americans. Doktor Zoom Healthcare 30 Nov 2017
Messing With Flint's Water Made Lots Of Women Miscarry. Tell Us How 'Pro-Life' You Are, GOP? Saving 'preborn babies' is dandy when you're restricting women's health choices. But cleaning up their water? That costs money. Doktor Zoom Post-Racial America 22 Sep 2017
Let's All Try To Wrap Our Brains Around This Incredibly Stupid Argument For The Electoral College popular
Trump Retweets Notorious British Racist Katie Hopkins In Order To Prove He Isn't Racist Post-Racial America
Elijah Cummings Just Asking SDNY If There's Anybody's Ass He Ought To Beat Right Now (Hint Hint!)​ News
