Hooray! A Story About Elon Musk And Bitcoin Where You Don't Have To Pretend Either Makes Sense!

Much less like them.

591 Workers At Tyson Pork Plant Test Positive For Covid-19. Is That Bad? It Sounds Like It Could Be Bad.

But what do we know? Maybe a quarter of the workforce being infected is good.

Post-Racial America

Department Of Homeland Security Wants To Keep List Of Journalists' 'Sentiment.' THIS IS FINE!

Now don't go making up a bunch of fake news about this story, OK? They're watching you.

Rejoice, Workers! Corporations Got Their Tax Cut, So Prepare To Be Trickled Upon!

Huge corporations wouldn't do anything out of purely cynical motives, would they?