Ex-Sheriff With 37 Pieces Of Flair Just Asking If Old Handsome Joe Biden Is Gay Homosexual Awright you mugs, break it up already. Doktor Zoom News 22 Mar 2018
Jeff Sessions Guesses Pussburgling Really Is Sexual Assault. It's A Christmas Miracle! Jeff Sessions is a lot clearer about this whole pussy-grabbing question than he may previously have been. Isn't that great? Doktor Zoom News 10 Jan 2017
Jeff Sessions's Greatest Hits! (Against Voting Rights, Women, Immigrants, Black People...) Jeff Sessions: Much more than just a face that belongs on Elmer Fudd Doktor Zoom News 10 Jan 2017
Wonkette Writer Just Doodling 'Mrs. WaPo's David Fahrenthold' All Over His Trapper Keeper This is probably the best story about an intrepid reporter since 'All The President's Men.' And the reporter's a much nicer person. Doktor Zoom News 29 Dec 2016
This Election Has Made Everyone Dumber, And May God Have Mercy On Our Souls Reality: What a Concept! Doktor Zoom News 08 Nov 2016
