Joe Arpaio *Finally* Going To Impeach Obama
Joe Arpaio will null-and-void the entire Obama presidency just as soon as he wins Arizona's US Senate seat.
27 Mar 2018
Dennis Prager's The Blacks Are The Happiest The Blacks, He Can Hear Them Singing From Inside The House
Conservative blowhard fulfills perhaps history's greatest self-own.
15 Feb 2018
Celebrate Martin Luther King Day With Trump's Traditional MLK Day Golfing Hootenanny!
'I have fought the good fight, I have finished the COURSE.' -- 2 Timothy 4:7
15 Jan 2018
2017: The Year Trump Never Stopped Lying
How does Trump World lie? Let us count the ways.
31 Dec 2017
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Wingnuts Having Multiple Race-Gasms Over DOJ Plan To Murder Affirmative Action
Don't count Jeff Sessions out of the race (baiting) yet, baby.
03 Aug 2017
Mediocre White Kids To Finally Get Their Chance! Thanks, Justice Department!
Why is the Justice Department ordering all these cardboard standees of George Wallace?
02 Aug 2017
White People Meeting, Tonight, 4 PM, Olive Garden
Fellow white people, we have to talk about this motherfucker in Flint.
06 Jun 2017
Betsy DeVos's Black University Commencement Speech? Yeah, It Did Not Go Awesome
The dialogue still needs work.
11 May 2017
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