Michael Cohen Would Like This Qatari Guy To Put The Millions In The Bag Please, He'll See That The Trump Family Gets It
We're not sure what this is. BUT IT IS NOT GOOD.
16 May 2018
Don't Tell Glenn Greenwald To STFU Because He's Gay! Do It Because He's A FUCKING IDIOT.
STOP GAYBASHING GLENN GREENWALD BY TELLING HIM TO SHUT UP, YOU GUYS!
15 May 2018
Rachel Maddow Has Questions About Michael Cohen, And They Are All LOLOL THE FUCK YOU SAY?
This scandal gets stupider and weirder and stupider and weirder ...
10 May 2018
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Fuck Are All These Russians Doing In Michael Cohen's Sex Payoff Slush Fund?????
THE FUCK IS ALL THIS SHIT, MICHAEL COHEN?
08 May 2018
Guess Melania Trump Picked The Wrong Day To Start Caring About Children
Jeff Sessions loves America so much he'll rip families apart to protect American values. Which now include RIPPING FAMILIES APART.
08 May 2018
NBC Women Say They Were Pressured To Sign 'Tom Brokaw Is Not A Sex Creep' Letter No One Is Buying Anyway
Megyn Kelly is refusing to sign the letter, so now we have to give Megyn Kelly credit again for a thing.
01 May 2018
Robert Mueller Has 49 Questions For President Hugefuckingliar, So He Can Lie To Mueller 49 Times!
SIT YOUR ASS DOWN, DONALD TRUMP. You got some 'splaining to do!
01 May 2018
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