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Mueller Eve? More Like BILL BARR'S JUSTICE-OBSTRUCTING F*CKSHOW EVE!

Everything you need to know about the release of the REDACTED Robert Mueller report tomorrow!

It's Time For 'TALKIN' GAY,' With Rachel Maddow And Mayor Pete!

This was just a really good interview.

Glenn Greenwald Taking Assange Arrest Really Hard, Y'all, Bless His Heart

We're only supposed to trust the Trump Department of Justice when it's Bill Barr covering up the Mueller report. YOU BETCHA, GLENN.

Trump Really Wants To Give You Mueller Report, But It's Under Audit And He Doesn't Want To

Could he BE any more obvious?

SUPPORT THE CAUSE

Paul Manafort Celebrates 70th Birthday With Loved Ones APRIL FOOLS HE'S IN PRISON

Tough break, dude.

WONKERS, COME OUT TO PLAAAAY-AY!

Everybody come back! Was it something we said?

Hey Michael Flynn! You Been Dickin' Around With Erik Prince's Secret Russian Beer Buddy?

We feel like we've said this before, but IT'S ALL ABOUT THE SANCTIONS.

Does Deutsche Bank LIKE IT When Trump Is Nasty?

A new report in the New York Times suggests the bank has known Trump was screwing them all along, and they've just gone along with it. Totally normal!

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Hey Jared Kushner, It's STFU-Thirty, AND YOU'RE LATE!

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