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Judge Says Paul Manafort Is Total LIAR F*CKING LIAR, Hopes He Stubs His Toe In Jail

OK WE ARE JUST FOOLING, Judge Amy Berman Jackson did not say she hopes Paul Manafort stubs his toe. Wonkette was just reading between the lines.

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The shit Russia just tried to pull to discredit the Robert Mueller investigation was literally the same play they ran on Hillary Clinton. But it didn't work this time!

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