Richard Blumenthal Casually Mentions Donald Trump Jr.'s Going To Jail, Maybe

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No End In Sight. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Jan. 24, 2019

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Nastya Rybka Is Free! Sort Of! Wait, Y'all Remember Who The F*ck Nastya Rybka Is?

We wish we thought this was a happy ending to a fucked up story, but we're talking about Russia here.

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Before Hurricane, Trump Admin Diverted FEMA Money To ICE Baby Jails

IS THAT BAD??????

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WHO THE FUCK IS BRUCE OHR? A Wonksplainer Of Who The Fuck That Guy Is

You're going to be hearing his name a lot more.

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We Need To Talk About Trump's Pecker Protector

PECKER PECKER PECKER PECKER PECKER PECKER PECKER!

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SHUT THE FUCK UP, DEVIN NUNES, YOU'RE ON CANDID CAMERA!

Trump's little (alleged!) cow-fucker, in his own words!

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At Least Tucker Carlson Still Has His Girlish Laugh

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Kamala Harris Equal Pay Proposal Nanny State Boo Hoo Oh No WAAAH

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How's Trump Sh*tting On The Troops This Memorial Day? Get A Load Of THIS!

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