Ted Cruz Flees With Family To Mexico Looking For Better Life

Even for the guy with the world's most punchable face in Washington, this is a bad look.

White Nonsense

Ted Cruz Filibusters On Chuck Todd's Face

A Sunday show rundown so nice we had to post it twice!

Russia

Ted Cruz Finally Manages To Be Kind Of A Mensch, For Once In His Awful Life

Credit where credit is due.

Elections

Ted Cruz’s Stupid Face Punchable Even When He’s Crying

Ted Cruz mimics human emotion. It doesn't go well.

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