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Donnie leaves Kim at the altar, a new Dream Act, and GI Joe hacked Russia. Your morning news brief!

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Maybe Ralph Northam Just Shouldn't Talk

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Justin Fairfax Is Just Gonna Drag This Sh*t Out, Isn't He?

He's hired the law firm Kavanaugh hired. Great, just great.

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Let's Liveblog Nancy Pelosi's Facial Expressions While Some Dipsh*t Pretends To Be President

But first we get Kamala Harris, so, nice!

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Hey Jared Kushner, It's STFU-Thirty, AND YOU'RE LATE!

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Trump White House Tells Employees Subpoenaed By Congress To Flip Them Off And Sh*t In Their Eyes

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Must Be Hannity And Assange Calling Seth Rich's Family To Apologize!

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