Hey Michael Flynn! You Been Dickin' Around With Erik Prince's Secret Russian Beer Buddy? We feel like we've said this before, but IT'S ALL ABOUT THE SANCTIONS. Evan Hurst News 20 Mar 2019
Should Robert Mueller Put Erik Prince In Jail For Trump-Russia Crimes? Yes Or OH FUCK YES? SPOILER, the answer is probably yes. Evan Hurst News 29 Nov 2017
Trump Achieves Best Boner In Years Over CNN's Russia Story Fuckup Regular Wonkette readers will not be surprised who at CNN fucked up this particular story. Evan Hurst News 27 Jun 2017
Fox News: Don't Compare Mayor Pete's Marriage To Trump And Rush Limbaugh's Cheaty Slutting, NO FAIR! fox news
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