Donald Trump Just Sellin' Millions In Real Estate To ... Untraceable LLCs? Cool Cool! It's not like he could be swayed by a few million bucks. Man can buy all the hamberders he wants. Doktor Zoom News 15 Jan 2019
Mick Mulvaney Took An Old Man's Money For 'Land Deal' Too? Just The One? By Trump standards he's practically a choir boy! Doktor Zoom lawsplainer 15 Jan 2019
Fetch Us Our Smelling Salts! Trump's Bone Spurs Might Not Have Been Real!!!1! You don't freaking say! Robyn Pennacchia Trump 26 Dec 2018
He's A Dishwasher At Chili's. She Babysits Sometimes But Not Usually. BUDGET: FIVE MILLION DOLLARS This is just a really good story from the New York Times real estate section. Evan Hurst News 19 Feb 2018
Slumlord Jared Kushner Sued By Baltimore Tenants Because THE FEES ARE TOO DAMN HIGH A slimy landlord is being sued for slimy business practices? And he's the president's son-in-law? Huh! Doktor Zoom News 28 Sep 2017
Here's Where Ivanka 'N' Jared Will Gay Bang Each Other When They Move To Washington A tasteful and grand home in which to plan world domination and do sex to each other. Evan Hurst News 04 Jan 2017
Fun 1959 Magazine Article Explains What To Do 'When A Negro Moves Next Door' Here's a time capsule of America's Ongoing Conversation About Race. Turns out the real problem is poor white renters! Doktor Zoom Post-Racial America 23 Dec 2016
Donald Trump, Show Us The Long-Form Stock Sale Certificate! Trump very clearly said 'no backsies,' so press inquiries into any dealings prior to the election are forbidden. Doktor Zoom News 07 Dec 2016
Elijah Cummings Just Asking SDNY If There's Anybody's Ass He Ought To Beat Right Now (Hint Hint!)​ News
Trump Judicial Nom Accidentally Followed The Constitution Once, So He's (Probably) OUT OF HERE! Culture Wars
