He's A Dishwasher At Chili's. She Babysits Sometimes But Not Usually. BUDGET: FIVE MILLION DOLLARS

This is just a really good story from the New York Times real estate section.

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Slumlord Jared Kushner Sued By Baltimore Tenants Because THE FEES ARE TOO DAMN HIGH

A slimy landlord is being sued for slimy business practices? And he's the president's son-in-law? Huh!

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Here's Where Ivanka 'N' Jared Will Gay Bang Each Other When They Move To Washington

A tasteful and grand home in which to plan world domination and do sex to each other.

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Fun 1959 Magazine Article Explains What To Do 'When A Negro Moves Next Door'

Here's a time capsule of America's Ongoing Conversation About Race. Turns out the real problem is poor white renters!

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Donald Trump, Show Us The Long-Form Stock Sale Certificate!

Trump very clearly said 'no backsies,' so press inquiries into any dealings prior to the election are forbidden.

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Not At All Scammy Video Defends Trump University, Which Was Definitely Not A Scam

Learn all about these satisfied Trump U students! No really, you should learn about them.

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Employees Of Trump 'University' Say It Was High Pressure Sales Scam. Whaaaaaat????

Documents released by that 'Mexican' judge in fraud lawsuit against Trump University confirm it was maybe a little fraudy. And water is wet.

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Trump's 'University' Flopped Even Worse Than His Tiny Penis

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