Trump Says One Smart Thing, Goes Back To Being Dipsh*t No, really! He said a smart thing that was also HUMAN! Evan Hurst News 04 Feb 2019
White House Comms Shop Barren Wasteland, Like President's Brain Well this is sad. Evan Hurst News 23 Jan 2019
You're Not Gonna Believe It, But Michael Cohen Rigging ONLINE POLLS For Trump Gets Stupider God help us, this is actually the reality we live in. Evan Hurst News 21 Jan 2019
Trump Grappling With Painful Realization That Nancy Pelosi Is His Real Dad Vladimir Putin, you've been replaced! Haha just kidding, no you haven't. Evan Hurst News 17 Jan 2019
We Knew Trump Was Probably A Russian Intelligence Asset, But HOLY F*CK If you watched Rachel Maddow last night, you'll see that the thing that was bothering her is also SERIOUSLY bothering us. Evan Hurst News 04 Jan 2019
OK For Real, What The HELL Is Trump Thinking With His Syria Pull-Out? Is he trying to be Putin's goddamned Secret Santa here? Is that what makes him go 'MISSION ACCOMPLISHED' in his pants? Evan Hurst News 20 Dec 2018
SDNY Will Put Michael Cohen TO DEATH! OK Not Really, But It's BAD (For Him) Meanwhile, Robert Mueller is being a LI'L BIT nicer to him. Evan Hurst News 07 Dec 2018
GOP Like 'F*ck Yeah, Dude, Let's Piss On The Guy Who Killed Bin Laden!' Next they'll be shitting on Gold Star families. Evan Hurst News 19 Nov 2018
