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Open Thread: 'Real World' Republican Thrilled For Kid Rock To Join Congress And Oh God This Is The Darkest Timeline

How do we get back to the timeline where Buffy came to Sunnydale?

Robyn Pennacchia

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02 Sep 2017

Josh Duggar Suing For 'Emotional Distress' Of Everyone Finding Out He Was A Child Molester

Consequences are for heathens!

Robyn Pennacchia

Featured

07 Jun 2017

Rick Perry To Join Vanilla Ice And Ryan Lochte On Reality Dancing Show Because America

He's no Bristol Palin. Or even Tom DeLay.

Robyn Pennacchia

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30 Aug 2016

Dumb Rick Perry To Dumb Donald Trump: MEEEEEE-OW! SCRATCH! HISS!

Evan Hurst

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23 Jul 2015

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