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Christ, is it already time for another Wonkette Manifesto?

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L'SHANA TOVA, BITCHES, From Your Best Wonkette!

Who are the best website readers in the history of the universe? I THINK YOU KNOW!

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Coarse And Onanistic? US? A Most Vintage Dear Shit-Fer-Brains!

This man would not last long at your Wonkette, no longs at all!

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