DONALD TRUMP APOLOGIZES! (To Turkey. For Americans' Faces Scuffing Up Its Bodyguards' Boots) Who are you going to believe? The thug who sets his goons on people and fixed the last election, or the Turkish president? Rebecca Schoenkopf Featured 20 Sep 2017
Sam Brownback Gets The Hell Out Of Dodge Get it? Cause Dodge is, like, IN KANSAS. Doktor Zoom Featured 31 Jul 2017
Foreigns Already Blackmailing Donald Trump For Favors. WEIRD! Thank goodness presidents can't have conflicts of interest. Donald Trump said so! Doktor Zoom News 13 Dec 2016
Trump's Likely Pick For National Security Advisor Only A Little Unhinged And Corrupt He's definitely Flynn, though not necessarily In. Doktor Zoom News 17 Nov 2016
Ted Cruz Positively Outraged That The Government Would Interfere With His Reproductive Rights Feminininism
