BREAKING: TRUMP SUFFERS GREATEST DEFEAT IN HISTORY OF WORLD Sorry, Chuck Todd :( Rebecca Schoenkopf State/Local Politics 05 Nov 2019
Elizabeth Warren Has A Plan For The Rural Jurors It's Warren rural pluralism! Doktor Zoom 2020 presidential election 07 Aug 2019
Helpful New York Times Map Reveals How Much Empty Space Voted For Empty Suit Trump Who needs people when land's a reliable voting bloc? Stephen Robinson News 26 Jul 2018
Maybe Donald Trump Shouldn't Have Handed China His County-By-County Electoral Map When it comes to Chinese tariffs, Donald Trump is whining like a soy boy. Doktor Zoom News 09 Apr 2018
And The Red States Shall Lead Them -- A Steaming Heap Of Bullshit From Flyover Prophet David Brooks Let us dissect, examine and mock the New York Times's summary of this bullshit David Brooks thinkpiece. Shypixel News 20 Feb 2018
GOP Sending Your Tax Money To Jesus Schools And Homeschoolers, Hooray! Public education? What's that? Doktor Zoom News 18 Dec 2017
On Further Reflection, Steve Mnuchin Admits Tax Cuts Might Help Super-Rich After All All the rich want is your fair share. Is that too much to ask? Doktor Zoom News 19 Oct 2017
Texas GOP Once Again Free To Fuck Houston In Ass, Now That TV Cameras Are Gone BREAKING: Texas Republicans are some heartless sumbitches! Evan Hurst News 28 Sep 2017
Light A Candle, Knock On Wood, Turn Around Three Times, And Spit, Because SCOTUS Is Ruling On Trump's Tax Returns SCOTUS
