ANOTHER Government Shutdown!?! Wonkagenda For Mon., Feb. 11, 2019.

Trump demands WALL (again), everyone is still talking about Jeff Bezos's dick pics, and so much more. Your morning news brief!

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If These Aren't Nice Things, I Don't Know What Is!

Kids tell goofy kid jokes, cool science, journalism saves the day, and more

Nice Time

Why Yes, We CAN Have Nice Things!

We've got Trucker Cats, History Nerding, super-gross science, and some nifty longreads for ya!

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Stupidest Man On The Internet Knows Just How To Spin This Jeffrey Epstein Thing!

They know who to blame, and it's ... Robert Mueller?

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QAnon Idiots Get Banned From Reddit For Harassing ... Satan

Sorry, gonna have to try that stupid nonsense somewhere else!

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QAnon Geniuses Ready To Sue 'The MSM' For Making Them Look Stupid :(

Send lawsuits to Mainstream Media, P.O. Box 666, Pueblo, CO 81005

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Elijah Cummings, Activists Beat Big Pharma Over The Head With Generic PReP

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Trump Tells America He DID NOT EITHER Have A Temper Tantrum, SHUT UP STINKY NANCY!

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Republicans Just Want Census To Ask If You Are A Jailbird, Nothing Could Go Wrong With That!

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Good Thing Bill Barr Is A Paragon Of Honesty, Because ... Well Sh*t Just Read It

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