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Trump Reelection Campaign Now Just Flaming ‘Everything’s Fine’ Meme

Republicans insist Trump's re-election is on steady footing.

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Illinois Sen. Mark Kirk Is First Republican To Undorse Trump, Still Doomed In November

Illinois Sen. Mark Kirk has become the first Republican to formally withdraw his earlier statement that he would support Donald Trump. Other rats are still reportedly waiting for reports on the ship's buoyancy.

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