Sorry, Texas, Judge Says There's No 'Racist Dicks Can Reject Refugees' In 'USA' Loosely paraphrased. Doktor Zoom News 17 Jan 2020
Is Stephen Miller A White Nationalist? A Head-Scratcher For The Ages! (Yes.) Doktor Zoom White House 13 Nov 2019
Sorry, We Need To Cover The War Crimes Today Completely foreseeable consequences. Doktor Zoom Military 13 Oct 2019
Sorry About Your Trump Slob Picnic, Minneapolis At least you got that hot mayor. Doktor Zoom News 11 Oct 2019
US Slashes Refugees. No, Not Like With A Straight Razor. Okay Well Kind Of. Lowest refugee admissions in modern history = Still too high for Stephen Miller. Doktor Zoom Immigrants 27 Sep 2019
Nice Time! US Embassy Lets Palestinian Kid Back In For Harvard, Probably All Going To Be Fired Now Yay for public outcry fixing shit that shouldn't have been broken to start with. Doktor Zoom Nice Time 05 Sep 2019
Racist In Chief. Wonkagenda For Wed., July 17, 2019 Trump's a racist, ICE uses big tech, and the list for the second 2020 debate. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 17 Jul 2019
Lara Trump Explains Taking In Refugees Was Germany's 'Downfall' And then all America's history teachers resigned in shame. Doktor Zoom News 25 Apr 2019
Slumlord Jared Kushner Will Keep His NYC Buildings Fully Stocked With Mold, Roaches During Pandemic News
COVID-19 Not A 'Bioweapon' Manufactured In A Lab, But Try Telling The Conspiracy Theorists That Conspiracy Theories
