Bernie Sanders Has A Farm Policy, E-I-E-I-O NO FIGHTING. Doktor Zoom 2020 presidential election 06 May 2019
Jeff Sessions Is Beautifying Everything, Starting With The Schmutz In Poor People's Wallets We are 25 ways freer now! killermartinis Featured 22 Dec 2017
NRA Demands Answers On Why Obama Never Banned All These Gun Things Step right up and win a prize if your brother-in-law already explained this is Obama's fault! Doktor Zoom News 06 Oct 2017
Jerry Falwell Jr. To Help Trump Fix Higher Education Real Good A man who believes in talking snakes will be helping to reform higher education in America. Doktor Zoom News 01 Feb 2017
Yes, Trump's HHS Pick Tom Price Is Grifty, But He's Also A Whackjob. Win-Win! This Tom Price guy is a real piece of work. Let's put him in charge of the nation's health care! Doktor Zoom News 25 Jan 2017
Evil Murdery Coal CEO Says He's A 'Political Prisoner,' Amnesty International Oddly Uninterested One of America's sleaziest CEOs has written a booklet arguing that he's the real victim. Get in line, buddy. Doktor Zoom News 06 Oct 2016
Kansas Lawmaker's Child Reportedly FREAKING DECAPITATED By Unregulated Waterpark Rebecca Schoenkopf News 09 Aug 2016
Trump Delegates Can't Believe How Terrible The Economy Is For Everyone But Them Republican convention delegates are really disappointed the economy is in such terrible shape, except where they're from, where things are great in spite of Barack Obama, not because of anything he did. Doktor Zoom News 20 Jul 2016
