President Grandpa, Would You RELAX? Dems Will Never Stop Investigating You, And Your Whining Is Pathetic

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Everything On Fire At FBI Now (It Is A Metaphorical Fire, Not, Like, The Reichstag. But Maybe That Too!)

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Dumb Stupid Devin Nunes Memo Makes One Guy Look REAL BAD, And That Guy Is Donald Trump!

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DOJ Dick-Punches Devin Nunes Over Dumbass Fake Memo

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Robert Mueller Just Has A Couple Of Questions...Wonkagenda For Wed., Jan. 24, 2018

So much fuckin' Trump Russia, Republicans are screaming about secret societies, and Mazel Tov to Tammy Duckworth. Your morning news brief!

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Oh Go Fuck Yourself, Devin Nunes

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Do Y'all See What Nancy Pelosi Is Doing Yet?

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Everything You Need To Know About The Dumb Dick/Manafort Patsy Who Got Indicted Today

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Military Brass On Pres Pardoning War Criminals: Situation Trumpy All F*cked Up

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