UPDATED: A Children's Treasury Of All The Non-Gun Things Conservatives Think Cause Mass Shootings
To be updated as necessary.
29 May 2018
Ivanka Blows Kisses While Gaza Strip Burns
Jared should have that peace deal ready any minute now.
14 May 2018
Jim Bakker Thinks Abortion Doctors More Powerful Than GOD
If there's a just and merciful god, why does Jim Bakker still have a TV show, huh?
25 Apr 2018
The 'Moonies' Mass-Marrying Their Guns: A Fashion DO!
A weird cult with a lot of guns! What could possibly go wrong?
01 Mar 2018
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Trump Nazi Sebastian Gorka Declares That 2016 Election Proved Existence Of God
Because obviously God was so into a pussy-grabbing billionaire that he rigged the whole election in his favor!
24 Feb 2018
Texas Judge Was On Mission FROM GOD!
If God didn't intervene in Christ's trial, why would He be so interested in a Texas court? Mysterious ways, man.
25 Jan 2018
GOP Sending Your Tax Money To Jesus Schools And Homeschoolers, Hooray!
Public education? What's that?
18 Dec 2017
Steve Bannon Yells At Mitt Romney For Avoiding Vietnam, Something Something Trump's Bone Spurs
A candidate hid behind religion? Now we are truly shocked.
06 Dec 2017
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