Susan Collins Opposes Abortion Rights Bill Based On Thing She Totally Made Up

She claims the bill would force people to perform abortions against their will, which it would not.

Abortion

Federal Court: Funeral Home Has To Bury Transgender Discrimination Six Feet Under

Thankfully no one has to think about whether the funeral home is baking cakes.

Courts

Jeff Sessions Happier Than A Pig In Shit To Fuck The Gays For Trump And Jesus

We are so sorry, LGBT people. Also, women in general. Also, America.

Culture

Dad And Son Accused Of Raping Teen Girl Will Base Defense On Bible, As One Does

Should have asked for a dictionary, too. 'Suffer the children' doesn't mean make them suffer.

News