Log Cabin Republicans Endorse Trump, Because They Like Getting Punched In The Face This is so fucking embarrassing. Evan Hurst Featured 16 Aug 2019
Texas Gov. Greg Abbott Saves Bigot Chicken Sandwiches From Gay Hordes Chick-fil-A now has more legal protections than gay families in Texas. Doktor Zoom Culture Wars 22 Jul 2019
Kentucky Gov. Matt Bevin To Own Kids: 'A Pox Upon Thee!' Like, literally. He made them get chickenpox, because he is A IDIOT. Doktor Zoom Healthcare 21 Mar 2019
Trump Makes America Great Again With New DADT. Wonkagenda for Thurs., Aug. 24, 2017 Trump gets official with his trans ban, fossil fuel companies aren't even trying anymore, and Kushner properties are throwing people in debtors' prison. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 24 Aug 2017
Supreme Court Marriage Equality NICE TIMES! HOORAY! SCOTUS tells Arkansas to Knock That Shit Off! Liz Dye News 26 Jun 2017
Trump Religious Freedom Order Far Too Stupid For ACLU To Take To Court The ACLU has a lot of Netflix to catch up on, and therefore will BRB. Evan Hurst News 05 May 2017
Trump Cons Religious Idiots With Meaningless Executive Order, Completely Forgets To Fuck The Gays Sorry, Christian wingnuts, but you got scammed. Evan Hurst News 04 May 2017
Donald Trump Grabs National Prayer Breakfast By The Pussy Trump spent his time at the breakfast telling everybody how much Arnold Schwarzenegger sucks. Totally normal. Evan Hurst News 02 Feb 2017
Rush Limbaugh So Mad At Deep State Coronavirus Liars Like Dr. Fauci, He Just Might Die! Conspiracy Theories
