Trump Makes America Great Again With New DADT. Wonkagenda for Thurs., Aug. 24, 2017

Trump gets official with his trans ban, fossil fuel companies aren't even trying anymore, and Kushner properties are throwing people in debtors' prison. Your morning news brief!

News

Supreme Court Marriage Equality NICE TIMES! HOORAY!

SCOTUS tells Arkansas to Knock That Shit Off!

SCOTUS

Trump Religious Freedom Order Far Too Stupid For ACLU To Take To Court

The ACLU has a lot of Netflix to catch up on, and therefore will BRB.

Culture

Trump Cons Religious Idiots With Meaningless Executive Order, Completely Forgets To Fuck The Gays

Sorry, Christian wingnuts, but you got scammed.

Culture

SUPPORT THE CAUSE

Donald Trump Grabs National Prayer Breakfast By The Pussy

Trump spent his time at the breakfast telling everybody how much Arnold Schwarzenegger sucks. Totally normal.

Culture

Neil Gorsuch Thinks Your Boss Should Deny You Your Slut Pills. Yay 'Religious Liberty'!

HOBBY LOBBY! HOBBY LOBBY! HOBBY LOBBY!

Trump

How Many Justices On The Supreme Court? Eight. For The Next Four Years.

Eight justices today. Eight justices tomorrow. Eight justices FOR EVER.

Elections

Bigots Joining Together To Preemptively Discriminate Against Yucky Homosexuals

This time, it's an evangelical lady in Colorado who doesn't want to build websites for gross queer weddings.

News

SUPPORT THE CAUSE

Wonkette's Amphibious Assault

Saturday, Aug 11th ....... Seattle, WA
Discovery Park, 4-7pm
Sunday, Aug 12th ....... Bellingham, WA
Sunnyland Park, 2-5pm
Sunday, Aug 19th ....... Spokane, WA
Audubon Park, 2-5pm

GOP Thinks It's Going To Beat Phil Bredesen By ... Shitting On Ben Folds And Jason Isbell? LOL OK

Elections

Wonkette on Redbubble

Wonkette Bazaar Classics

This Is Not An Ad

Buy Shit From Amazon, Wonkette Gets Money

Impeach Hats! Other Hats!

Literally Anyone Else. Even White Jesus.

Privacy

Trump Makes America Great Again With New DADT. Wonkagenda for Thurs., Aug. 24, 2017

Trump gets official with his trans ban, fossil fuel companies aren't even trying anymore, and Kushner properties are throwing people in debtors' prison. Your morning news brief!

Supreme Court Marriage Equality NICE TIMES! HOORAY!

SCOTUS tells Arkansas to Knock That Shit Off!

Trump Religious Freedom Order Far Too Stupid For ACLU To Take To Court

The ACLU has a lot of Netflix to catch up on, and therefore will BRB.

Trump Cons Religious Idiots With Meaningless Executive Order, Completely Forgets To Fuck The Gays

Sorry, Christian wingnuts, but you got scammed.

SUPPORT THE CAUSE

Donald Trump Grabs National Prayer Breakfast By The Pussy

Trump spent his time at the breakfast telling everybody how much Arnold Schwarzenegger sucks. Totally normal.

Neil Gorsuch Thinks Your Boss Should Deny You Your Slut Pills. Yay 'Religious Liberty'!

HOBBY LOBBY! HOBBY LOBBY! HOBBY LOBBY!

How Many Justices On The Supreme Court? Eight. For The Next Four Years.

Eight justices today. Eight justices tomorrow. Eight justices FOR EVER.

Bigots Joining Together To Preemptively Discriminate Against Yucky Homosexuals

This time, it's an evangelical lady in Colorado who doesn't want to build websites for gross queer weddings.

SUPPORT THE CAUSE

GOP Thinks It's Going To Beat Phil Bredesen By ... Shitting On Ben Folds And Jason Isbell? LOL OK

Trump Administration Fires White Nationalist Speechwriter. No, Not Stephen Miller.

Ex-Congressman Footie Pajamas So Mad Those #MeToo Ladies Ruined His Bright Career

ICE Goes Easy On Human Smugglers, Cracks Down On Smuggled Humans

Is Michael Cohen In Big Trouble? Or Is The NYT Full Of Crap? (JK, It Is BOTH.)

Very Special Judge Tells Paul Manafort And Giuliani To GTFOH

Peter Strzok Is A Fucking Badass. Let's Liveblog His All-Day Testimony!

Please Don't Kidnap, Beat, Harass Or Stalk Us, Church Of Scientology!

This Is New And Scary