Maine Gov. Paul LePage Wants Press To Die For Reporting All The Fake News He Makes Up Paul LePage isn't lying. He's just a postmoderninst. Doktor Zoom News 07 Jul 2017
Senate Bans Reporters While It Strangles Obamacare. Nothing To See Here. Literally Press ban? Don't be silly. We're not ruled by autocr... [Kidding! It's your OPEN THREAD] Doktor Zoom News 13 Jun 2017
Guys? White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer Has Lost His Freaking Mind Thank god we got that cleared up. Your Open Thread. Doktor Zoom News 21 Jan 2017
CNN Reporter Banished To Pee-oria For Asking Question At Trump Press Conference Since when is the lying press allowed to ask questions at a press conference? Doktor Zoom News 11 Jan 2017
2016 Was One Heck Of A Year For The Journamalisms! 2016 was a surprisingly good year for some surprisingly good journalism. Doktor Zoom News 31 Dec 2016
Maine Gov. Paul LePage Solves All His Problems With One Weird Trick: Will Never Talk To Press Again Maine Gov. Paul LePage has vowed to never ever ever speak to reporters again, and possibly to hold his breath until he turns sane. Doktor Zoom News 31 Aug 2016
Trump-Loving Florida Man Wishes Media The Best, In Only Way He Knows How A gentleman named American Patriot had some choice words about patriotism and treason for reporters in the press pen at a Trump rally. Doktor Zoom News 12 Aug 2016
Jobless Floridians Will Starve Because Rick Scott Spent $77 Million On A Crappy Unemployment Website State/Local Politics
