Hillary Clinton Not Guilty Of 'Emails,' New York Times To Apologize Real Soon We Bet LOL just kidding, that would require self-awareness. Evan Hurst News 22 Oct 2019
We Read All 284 Pages Of BuzzFeed's Trump Tower Moscow Documents, And Now We Hate Everybody In This Story Here, see if this connects some dots for you! Evan Hurst News 05 Feb 2019
Trump Told Michael Cohen To Lie To Congress. Is That Bad? Individual 1 been berry berry bad. Evan Hurst News 18 Jan 2019
What Does Leonardo Da Vinci Have To Do With Trump And Russia? A HOLY SH*T Investigation Into WHAT THE F*CK! The da Vinci Code but like for real ARE YOU KIDDING US? Evan Hurst News 08 Jan 2019
Michael Cohen Pleads 'Guilty As F*ck' Again, But This Time It's For MUELLER STUFF! It's MUELLER TIME, baby! Evan Hurst News 29 Nov 2018
Let's Throw A Bunch Of Sh*t At The Wall And Call It The Trump-Russia #SMOKINGGUN Ready for a DEEP DIVE into Russian fuckery, the likes of which we have only done several times in the past? LET'S DO THIS. Evan Hurst News 14 Nov 2018
Jefferson Butterbeans Sessions Gon' Do What He Wants, Donald Trump! Sorry, Republican idiots. No new special prosecutor to investigate Devin Nunes's fever dreams. :( Evan Hurst News 30 Mar 2018
NWA Told Badass Nashville Mayor To Fuck Tha Police, So She Did None of our thoughts about this scandal are appropriate. Evan Hurst News 02 Feb 2018
Angry White People With Guns Is Fulfillment Of MLK's Dream, Says Really Dumb Person Post-Racial America
Study Reveals After You Die, You KNOW YOU ARE DEAD! (Applicable If You Are Jesus Only.) Tabs, Wed., Jan. 22, 2020 popular
