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Trump Told Michael Cohen To Lie To Congress. Is That Bad?

Individual 1 been berry berry bad.

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The da Vinci Code but like for real ARE YOU KIDDING US?

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Michael Cohen Pleads 'Guilty As F*ck' Again, But This Time It's For MUELLER STUFF!

It's MUELLER TIME, baby!

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Let's Throw A Bunch Of Sh*t At The Wall And Call It The Trump-Russia #SMOKINGGUN

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Jefferson Butterbeans Sessions Gon' Do What He Wants, Donald Trump!

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NWA Told Badass Nashville Mayor To Fuck Tha Police, So She Did

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Julian Assange Is An Absolute Piece Of Sh*t. And Now You Have To Defend Him.

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